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Location:

Cypress,TX,

Member Since:

Oct 10, 2009

Gender:

Male

Goal Type:

Other

Running Accomplishments:

5K: 24:22 (March 2010); 22:33 (October 2010); 20:47 (May 2011); 21:05 (May 2012); 21:33 (September 2012); 21:23 (November, 2013); 22:31 (September 2014)

5M:  39:22 (November, 2012); 35:54 (November, 2013); 36:03 (March, 2015)

10K: 44:08 (November, 2010); 49:20 (July, 2013); 44:07 (April, 2015)

12K:  56:03 (December, 2013); 58:58 (December, 2014)

10M:  1:11:58 (October, 2012); 1:15:24 (October, 2014)

Half Marathon:  1:53:xx (London's Run 2010); 2:05:21 (Cowtown 2010); 1:37:04 (Gusher 2011); 1:42:19 (Huntsville 2011); 1:33:47 (Baytown Jailbreak 2012); 1:33:50 (The Woodlands 2012); 1:42:52 (Texas 2015); 1:49:17 (Jailbreak 2015); 1:38:34 (The Woodlands 2015)

25K: 2:01:47 (Fifth Third River Bank, May 2014)

Marathon: 5:51:35 (Texas Marathon 2009); 6:21:36 (Ogden 2009); 4:58:29 (St. George 2009); 4:13:45 (Texas Marathon 2010); 4:04:12 (Utah Valley Marathon, 2010); 5:11:14 (Hartford ING, 2010); 3:41:43 (Richmond SunTrust, 2010); 3:39:27 (Texas Marathon 2011); 3:41:46 (Utah Valley Marathon, 2011); 3:30:35 (St. George 2011); 3:41:51 (Richmond 2012); 3:49:15 (Texas 2013); 3:46:59 (Paavo Nurmi, 2013); 3:34:04 (St. George 2013); 3:49:51 (Texas 2014); 3:31:59 (Richmond 2014); 3:28:34 (Boston 2015)

Short-Term Running Goals:

3:20, 1:30, 0:20

Long-Term Running Goals:

I'm 60, there is no long term.

Personal:

I live, work and run in Houston, Texas.  I have run 17 marathons, some good ones and some others.  I prefer straight, flat, cold, sea-level marathons, still waiting for my first one.  I feel like there are more PRs out there.  When I have them, I am told it is time to dial it back, run for healthy reasons.  I'm sure that's right, and I'm sure it won't happen.

My wife and I are from the mountains of the west.  We have five kids, three granddaughters and three grandsons.  The kids and grandkids are native Texans but we are not -- you have to be born here.

As for my blog title: I run most of my miles before sunrise, sometimes hours before. On the back road of my neighborhood two hours before daylight, I can depend on a pack of mutts behind the boundary fence lighting up when they hear my footsteps. I have wondered what they wanted; but according to Hemingway I needn't ask.

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Race: Utah Valley Marathon (26.22 Miles) 04:04:12, Place in age division: 20
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This was an interesting day.  No BQ but I thought that might be the case.  Bottom line, I got a nine and a half minute PR, not what I hoped but not a bad day at the office.

As planned, I got on an airplane late last night and managed to snag an exit row seat, the one with no seat in front -- redneck first class -- spent the whole flight exercising my legs.  I can vouch for the storm system we experienced today.  It rocked the plane pretty good, more than I have experienced in a while, but once we got under the clouds the landing at SLC was pretty routine.  Some days it seems unnatural to bounce around in a pressurized aluminum tube 5 miles above the ground at a high rate of speed, with a union guy driving.

We arrived so early that I ended up waiting for my ride, precious sleep minutes slipping away.  I needn’t have worried since I didn’t sleep that well anyway.  Got to bed at 1:00 this morning and woke up, on my own, at 3:00.  The joys of senior status.  Went out to take a walk to loosen up.  The Y was glistening in the rain, peeking out between rain clouds and reflecting the city lights, not sure if anybody else saw that.  Then I met up with my sister (she used to be a blogger here) at the bus stop and we got on a 4:15 bus to the starting line.  Big mistake.  The bus got lost (let’s see, where has this happened before, oh yeah, Ogden 2009).  When it finally pulled up there were about 50 PoPs by the unloading zone that didn’t have unreasonable lines, but it was 20 minutes to race time and we got directed to the starting line, where there were “more PoP with no waiting”.  Wrong.  There were about 10 PoPs for sure, but each one had a substantial line that stretched into the starting corral. We shrugged and waited, then it got interesting.  About 30 minutes after the race started we were still in line, when they announced that they were pulling up the starting mat, apparently to let some traffic through, but would be putting it back down in 5 minutes.  No problem.  Then not too long after they put it back down they announced they were taking it back up for good in 30 seconds and if you wanted a time you had to cross the mat.  I had just emerged after attending to my chores and didn’t have my warmups off.  Plus my drop bag was tied shut and I couldn’t get it open because of cold fingers from the rain that had started falling.  I had no choice but to cross the mat before finishing my preparations.  The way I figure it, the running gods owe me 2:02.  I take Visa and American Express.

So off we went.  My sister decided to run with me.  My goal was 3:45, and she said if I broke 4 hours she would happily take the PR that gave her.  She has been having health problems that affect her running and seemed happy to stick with the old guy.  I ended up losing her early on at a water stop and worried about her the rest of the race, but she ended up finishing only a couple of minutes behind me and is fine.

Goal pace was 8:37 per mile.  I had earlier decided no matter what happened I would stick with it through the half then reevaluate whether I could carry it through.  It was basically a long shot strategy.  Splits were as follows (Garmin measuring a little short today):

Mile 1:  10:39 (no heart rate reading), this one meant I was 2:02 in the hole right off the bat, but the effect was probably more because the early steep downhill splits were all faster than goal pace.

Miles 2 through 6:  8:20 (173), 8:15 (163), 8:28 (168), 8:31 (166), 8:29 (168).  Right here it started raining in earnest, but I didn’t mind, except that I lost my sister in here.  My socks got a little soggy but they are good socks and I never had blister issues.  I wore my flats and they felt fast in these early miles.  Right here I got to goal pace plus 55 cumulative seconds and was optimistic I might be able to beat the running gods if I didn’t get too greedy too soon.

Miles 7 and 8:  9:06 (173), 9:10 (173), I had been warned, but these three hills along the reservoir were as difficult as anything at St. George.  I think the average elevation over the length of that course is almost 2,000 feet lower than UVM.  I decided that the prudent thing to do was keep my heart rate going up the hills at no more than 175.  It got up to 178 at one point but generally I was disciplined and calmly ate the extra seconds in a very mature manner.

Miles 9 through 13:  8:10 (168), 8:25 (170), 8:52 (173), 8:22 (168), 8:36 (168), these intermediate miles to the half marathon point went pretty well, despite another hill or two thrown in.  My son planned to meet me at Vivian Park with my regular shoes in case the flats were bothering me.  I didn’t find him there, but all of a sudden a car coming down the road from behind honked at me and it was him.  The cars behind him didn’t like this scenario and laid on their horns.  He pulled over into a median, only to have me tell him I had decided not to change shoes.  I was generally maintaining pace at a reasonable heart rate and I thought the flat shoes were still helping me.  Then he received a visit from an officer, which turned out to be friendly but bottom line was “don’t park here”.  So he went on his way and I did the same.  But he showed up several spots on the course, took me to the bus stop this morning and did the airport thing, so I much appreciate my son this weekend.

Miles 14 through 18:  8:45 (167), 8:54 (173), 8:24 (164), 8:36 (158), 8:43 (156), still was within two minutes of goal pace and more importantly my heart rate was behaving very nicely.  I have run 10K at a 175 heart rate and I thought if I could be under that at 20 miles I would have a chance.  This turned out to be wrong.

Miles 19 through 21:  9:05 (158), 9:16 (161), 9:15 (155),  My heart rate was never a problem but my stomach and legs, old friends, decided to make an appearance at this inopportune point.  I started to cramp up badly in my stomach and had to break stride repeatedly to avoid getting cramps in my legs, whom you will recall I have named Charley and Horse.  Haven’t yet thought of a good name for my stomach, taking suggestions.  (Just talked to Huans32, who has some great ideas from the tri side of things about how to manage leg cramps and stomach issues, great talking to him, he is very helpful and knows a lot.)  At this point I knew a BQ was not going to happen and it was just the same old death march to the finish line.  I thought about how I could make the best of the situation and decided to try to run at an uncomfortable but sustainable pace for the duration.  At about mile 20 I was very happy to see my brother who lives in Orem and is recovering from a hip injury but will be running marathons by this fall, faster than me.  It was a pleasant surprise and gave me some good mental energy.

Miles 22 through 24:  9:58 (158), 10:48 (153), 10:51 (148), starting to fade but sticking to my plan.  These were difficult miles, but somewhere in here someone yelled my name.  It must have been a blogger whom I haven’t met; whoever you were, thank you very much for the shoutout, it was a big boost, and please excuse me for not stopping to chat.  Believe me, I would have loved nothing more than stopping for a nice chat. 

Miles 25 through 26.22  11:05 (147), 12:48 (140), 11:30 pace on last 0.22.  The overpass at 900 South, at mile 25.5, is cruel beyond measure.  Somebody needs to pay for this one.  I take Visa and American Express.  I walked up it and my split for mile 26 shows it.  All race long I saw a log of guys in Pleasant Grove VFD shirts.  They seemed a happy bunch.  They were running a very respectable pace and I was impressed by the high level of participation.  But at the top of the overpass I saw a lone fireman stopped at the rail and gazing over the side.  I knew a suicide was not in the cards, since runners at this point of the marathon are such a happy lot.  Suddenly he emptied his stomach on the railroad tracks in a very impressive fashion (orange Gatorade if I am not mistaken), then quickly started running again before repeating the procedure.  He got better results the first time.  I didn’t know whether to laugh or join him at the rail.

Official time from the friendly guy in the trailer:  4:04:12.  It felt great when they announced my name at the finish, even though I quickly discovered they were announcing everybody's name!  I get cranky when somebody says that everybody is a winner, because we all do a lot of dumb things that should not be confused with winning strategies.  But running a marathon cleanses body, mind and soul; so even to a cranky guy like me, today everybody was a winner and deserved to have their name announced, from the fastest Kenyan to those six-hour guys I saw as we drove away long after I finished -- I was once a member of their club and I worked just as hard on that day.

Comments
From Kelli on Sat, Jun 12, 2010 at 20:23:14 from 71.219.93.114

LOVED the report, especially that last paragraph! It is so true, a marathon is a tough thing and finishing the best you can for the day is all anyone can ask! Congrats on the PR!!

From derhammer on Sat, Jun 12, 2010 at 20:41:42 from 75.54.87.211

Congrats on the PR. Anytime you can PR on a marathon is a good day. Keep up the good work and you will get the BQ!

From kccowart on Sat, Jun 12, 2010 at 20:48:44 from 71.195.242.175

Fantastic job. Our bus got lost, too, by the way, but I caught it at 3:45. Lucky, I guess. I agree with you about those hills, especially that nice little speed bump at mile 25.5. Seriously, who decided that was a good idea. And, no, they didn't call everybody's name. At least they didn't call mine. In fact, my name wasn't even on the race results sheet. We had to talk to a half-dozen people to get that worked out since I ran a PR today, too of 3:12. No way was I going home without physical proof of that effort! Congrats, again and keep it up. See you in Boston sometime!

From crockett on Sat, Jun 12, 2010 at 21:07:23 from 71.36.73.105

Way to go. I couldn't have stood the stress of the mats going up and down. Wow. That would have killed my race. They announced my name too. For some reason people laugh when my name gets announced. I've never been able to figure that out. Nice good solid race. Your improvement has been impressive.

From Burt on Sun, Jun 13, 2010 at 01:28:08 from 68.225.214.248

Love your reports Flat. Tell lightitup I said hi.

From lightitup on Sun, Jun 13, 2010 at 13:37:57 from 166.205.8.71

How did you beat me by a couple minutes if your time was 4:04 and mine was 4:05:02....sounds like Brother Smack to me

From SlowJoe on Sun, Jun 13, 2010 at 19:21:51 from 184.79.24.255

Great race Flat, I've been looking forward to reading about it and you did not disappoint! Downhill or not, UVM sounds like a really tough course after reading a few reports about it. A 4:04 (really, 4:02) is fantastic for the pre-race hijinks you went through. This fall you'll get that BQ. Well done.

From flatlander on Sun, Jun 13, 2010 at 20:20:35 from 76.31.26.153

Thanks Kelli, I appreciate you taking the time to read it. I can't believe the miles you have put in this year. Triple digits for the week, and good strong miles at that. I enjoy your blog.

derhammer, hi, nice to hear from another Texan. We can complain together about the heat this summer, though I notice it hasn't slowed you down at all.

kc, thanks for commenting, and congratulations on your own super race! You are a very talented runner. It would have been an honor to be the poor guy in the white shirt you edged out at the finish, but alas I didn't show up until much later.

Davey, thanks, and congratulations on your very impressive half. By the way, I ran into another guy in the finish area who borrowed our phone and said he ran Rocky Raccoon this year. Says his name is James Taylor and he knows you. So the degree of separation is now two. Someday I'll get to actually meet you.

Burt, thanks man, I had a good time, didn't get to meet near enough bloggers because of all the madness at the start and finish. I was hoping to start my own little list, not in the same league as yours, of course.

E, let the smack begin! Seriously, I thought I was just repeating what you told me, sorry for the misinformation.

Joe, thanks, it was a ton of fun. I thought I would be disappointed with a time like that, but I am fine with it and glad I went. Even though I am stiff as a board today (getting through airports this morning was interesting), it is clear I have no injuries despite running in flats, downhill, and pretty fast at times. So I think it was a successful day, my first marathon with no apparent injuries.

From lightitup on Sun, Jun 13, 2010 at 21:52:53 from 67.185.20.107

Never mind....you beat me by a long ways. Apparently your gun time was 4:20, mine was 4:35. And yes, I found me. I'm in the Athena section. I placed sixth overall there. As for me, I am NOT impressed....liked my other result much better.

From KP on Mon, Jun 14, 2010 at 12:10:35 from 65.208.22.26

way to go flat! great report. thanks for sharing! congrats on your PR!

From Smooth on Tue, Jun 15, 2010 at 00:02:22 from 174.23.236.38

Hey Flat ~ Nice report and great race! That timing mat mess at the start would have messed with my head. GOOD JOB! Sorry about Charlie & Horse...they're my tormenting demons too. I honestly can say I know how you feel. WAY to tough out the last few miles. Yes, you are a winner! :) Wish I could have met you in person...next time!

From flatlander on Tue, Jun 15, 2010 at 07:45:36 from 76.31.26.153

E, oh well, I was gearing up for some good smack.

KP, thanks, I enjoy your entertaining blog entries.

Smooth, I actually carried some pickles with me! I couldn't eat them much though because of my stomach issues. I think they helped a little. Looks like our chip times were pretty similar (congratulations again, by the way) but my gun time was a lot slower than yours because of the problems with my start, so the guy ahead of you must have been some other dude. I hate it when people try to copy my outfit. You should come run the Kingwood Marathon this year. It is small and I would for sure meet you then.

From vinh on Tue, Jun 15, 2010 at 18:17:31 from 24.211.101.133

Great job flatlander! Congrats!

From baldnspicy on Wed, Jun 16, 2010 at 10:55:37 from 72.77.107.59

Awesome report, Flat. I'm glad I'm not the only one who writes a long report. Let's see, you wrote about as long a report for 26.2 miles as I wrote for 3.1. My first marathon report is gonna be more like a legal document. :-)

PRs are awesome and you did great! Congrats on a strong run and a fun report!

From jasro on Mon, Jun 21, 2010 at 18:56:08 from 198.50.4.4

Sorry I haven't had a chance to check in before now. Great race report and great race. Can you believe you have shaved an HOUR off your time since October? That is remarkable.

Very good effort.

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